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What we cover

If it keeps you up at night, we cover it.

Job offers
Contracts
Business plans
Major purchases
Partnerships
Investments
Franchise deals
Life decisions

Whether you're trying to decide if you should accept a job offer, need an affordable contract review before you sign, want a second opinion on a franchise deal, or just need someone to pressure-test a big decision — we write you a clear, direct report. No lawyer fees. No retainer. No vague advice. Just an honest analysis and a recommendation, in your inbox within 24 hours.

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Reports for any high-stakes decision.

Same rigorous structure every time — written entirely around your situation.

Job Offer
Senior role at a Series B startup. Comp looks strong on the surface.
Finding

Base is competitive, but the 4-year equity cliff and no acceleration clause create real downside. The offer is worth countering, not rejecting.

+72nd percentile base for market
+18+ months runway, founders have prior exit
−No single-trigger acceleration on equity
−Signing bonus is loan-structured
7.2 Counter before you sign
Major Purchase
Commercial property in a growing market. Seller is motivated.
Finding

The location fundamentals are solid, but the cap rate is thin for the asking price and two lease agreements expire within 18 months. Proceed with leverage.

+Strong foot traffic, anchor tenant in place
+Motivated seller — room to negotiate
−Cap rate below market at asking price
−Two leases expiring within 18 months
6.8 Negotiate hard on price
Franchise Deal
Regional franchise opportunity. FDD looks clean at first read.
Finding

The unit economics work in high-traffic locations, but Item 19 disclosures are thin and franchisee turnover is above average for the category. More due diligence needed.

+Established brand, marketing support included
+Unit economics viable in right location
−Item 19 financials are thin on detail
−Franchisee turnover above category average
5.5 Don't sign yet — dig deeper
Life Decision
Relocating the family for a career opportunity across the country.
Finding

The financial upside is real, but the timeline is compressed and the support system tradeoff is underweighted. This decision deserves more runway before committing.

+30% comp increase, clearer advancement path
+Lower cost of living in destination city
−Move date leaves no contingency buffer
−Spouse's career continuity not fully resolved
6.1 Slow down — two things need to be settled first

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Who writes my report? +
Your report is prepared by our advisory team using structured analytical frameworks and research tools. Every report is reviewed before delivery to ensure it's thorough and specific to your situation — not a generic template.
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Absolutely. Everything you share is strictly confidential and never shared with third parties. Your submission is used solely to prepare your report. We retain submissions for 90 days post-delivery, then permanently delete them.
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Every report is thorough, structured, and written specifically for your situation — not a generic template. The sample on this page is representative of an Essential report. The more detail you provide in the intake form, the sharper your report will be.
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No. Persimmon Advisory provides independent analysis and perspective — not legal, financial, or professional advice. For matters requiring licensed counsel, we always recommend consulting the appropriate professional.
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